2010-08-31

Headlines I Hate

"It's the East Coast versus Hurricane Earl."

I hate when media frames things this way. In order for it to be a competition two willing participants have to be engaged. No?

A hurricane doesn't ask "wanna play?" It just hits you and you can't do a damn thing about it except take cover.

"The Commentator races to prevent inevitable volcanic eruption."

4 comments:

  1. Is the preceding an abuse of freedom of speech?

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  2. My wife forgot to take her "pills."

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  3. How I long for the day we can hit back. Global weather control would be great. The South needs some regional A/C action.

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  4. Weather reporters have to sell air time to sponsors too.

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