Headlines I Hate

"It's the East Coast versus Hurricane Earl."

I hate when media frames things this way. In order for it to be a competition two willing participants have to be engaged. No?

A hurricane doesn't ask "wanna play?" It just hits you and you can't do a damn thing about it except take cover.

"The Commentator races to prevent inevitable volcanic eruption."


  1. Is the preceding an abuse of freedom of speech?

  2. My wife forgot to take her "pills."

  3. How I long for the day we can hit back. Global weather control would be great. The South needs some regional A/C action.

  4. Weather reporters have to sell air time to sponsors too.


Mysterious and anonymous comments as well as those laced with cyanide and ad hominen attacks will be deleted. Thank you for your attention, chumps.