What About The Children?

Parents are wondering what they could possibly tell their children after Trump's election.

Erm, how about, you know, grow up and say nothing?

The fuck is wrong with you immature nit wits?

Why in the world would you frighten your children over politics? They don't have the brain capacity to rationalize any of this and quite frankly it's stunningly irresponsible.

So quit it.

And stop pant shitting. Huggies is running out of diapers.


  1. Parents always want their own children to develop into clones of themselves.
    That's why they "train" them and discipline them instead of honestly nurturing them and helping them to develop their own individual attributes.

    1. We're not interested in a clone with our daughter. We want an independent thinker; free and strong.


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