Earlier tonight my wife told me a disturbing story about something that happened to a colleague of hers at school. A four-year old girl was showing someone in her class how to give a blow-job with a cheese stick.

Nope. I know I kid a lot but not about this.

What is going on at that child's house?


  1. You don't want to know otherwise you have to report the case Youth Protection. As it stands, you do not have grounds for that, the kid could have seen it done anywhere at friends, on an unsupervised computer screen or any of hundreds of places even in sexual tutorial TV programs. Need more solid facts to accuse the family.

  2. It happened yesterday. I'm sure they're going to treat it appropriately and investigate.


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