Not Fair!

Friend to another friend: "Hey, I just got a great deal on new tires! $500!"

"That's fucking awesome dude! Good for you! How did you do it so that way I'll learn!"

"Well, you see..."
Bureaucrat/activist over listening interrupts.

"You boys sicken our Lightbringer leader. Why should you get that right? I'm afraid we're gonna have to change this ability to get deals. It's unfair to the person who didn't get one."

"But, what if that person was too lazy or dumb to shop around?"

"Doesn't matter. It's not fair. We're living in a civilization people! Civilization!"

Two boys look on confused. Bureaucrat continues.

"We need a tax to make things just!"

They walk away gingerly.

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