2010-10-27

Truth Is

I have nothing in common with:

-San Francisco liberals
-Vermont liberals
-Polygamus Utah Mormons
-Bible belt conservatives
-Quebec nationalists
-Montana militant libertarians
-European socialists
-Hollywood millionaire socialists who nag like assholes.
-Alberta conservatives
-Communists and Marxists wherever they fucking live and lead their miserable bespeckled, goateed lives.
-Hearse drivers
-Gay leprechauns

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/27/2010

    Is a Hearst driver someone who reads his favorite yellow-journalism news screed while commuting?

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  2. Ha, sledpress. Funny.

    Spelling error.

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  3. I have a bad habit of writing while watching television. In this case, one eye on the ball game.

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  4. Anonymous10/27/2010

    Better than driving with one eye on the ball game. It's the fastest way to end up in a Hearst.

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  5. Alright, alright. Have fun at my experience. I deserve it.

    *Wipes tear.*

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Mysterious and anonymous comments as well as those laced with cyanide and ad hominen attacks will be deleted. Thank you for your attention, chumps.