2011-05-27

Stammerin' Obama

Obama doesn't stutter. He intellectually stammers:

"But consider this: It's not that Obama can't speak clearly. It's that he employs the intellectual stammer. Not to be confused with a stutter, which the president decidedly does not have, the intellectual stammer signals a brain that is moving so fast that the mouth can't keep up."

Oh. So that's what it is!

Holy Slowly Bat-Man, we're dimwits after all!

So. What does that make Dubya?

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Well, I always thought thinking faster than you speak is NORMAL. It's not proof of intelligence. Feigning intelligence is an art.

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'Um's' and 'ah's' are not signs of intelligence. It just means they aren't polished speakers. We hear it often on the radio now.

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People are having trouble with the fact (maybe Ms. Meghan Daum is one of them, I don't know) that perhaps Obama is pedastrian in his thoughts?

Alas, he inherited such a mess he's literally spinning in his mind!

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