I'm not much of a nationalist. You'll never see me brag about, say, Canada's peacekeeping role or universal health care because we didn't invent those nor do we excel at them contrary to poppycock smug beliefs. Keeping it real folks. But you'll totally get me on Canada's alternative sub-culture. On that front, Canada is so cool.
Not that I'm the best skater, but I'd try this - Red Bull Crashed Ice; especially if I had solid knees:
Behold why Canadians are nuts and we're not a bad bunch to have next to you if you're fighting aliens:
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