2009-09-03

Sham Wow Guy Tongue Tied; Kennedy To Be Buried At Arlington

"You've changed man. It used to be about the music!" Milhouse to Bart. The Simpsons. Original source unknown.

He stoned us until we bought the damn fucking Sham Wow because "it sells itself" and the "Germans always make good stuff."

His name, not that I ever wondered, is Vince Shlomi and he was arrested in March for, erm, well read it here at The Smoking Gun.

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But I don't fear for his career. In show biz and politics, the more rotten you are the more gigs and accolades you get. Like Ted Kennedy. I still don't get it. And for him to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery?

Wow. Even I know that's rich.

“Socialism hasn’t worked in 6,000 years of recorded history because it didn’t have me to run it.” - Ted Kennedy

Of course, no one touched his ill-gotten, tax-free fortune in the name of socialism. To me he's the ultimate hypocrite, but to others he was a national treasure. To each his own.

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