2008-04-20

The Problem With Canadians Watching American Advertising

Television - "Right Price, Right Store. Kroger's!"

The Commentator: "We should go to Kroger's."

The Commentator's Companion: "What are you talking about now?"

TC: "Look at how delicious the meat looks. I also wonder what it would be like to buy milk in those containers."

Companion: "We don't have Kroger's in Canada."

TC: "Hm, celery is on special. Let's go!"

Companion: "You have problems."

TC: "Quick, get dressed. We'll finish this later. If we leave now we can make it to New York before closing time."

Exit: We don't know if the companion followed.

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