2008-01-24

Now That's Entertainment: The Deadliest Catch Boats Versus The Dene Rangers

This thought never occurred to me: That if the United States and Canada ever went to war over the Arctic.

You done laughing?

The Americans wouldn't have to worry about over-stretching their military. They could just send in the boats on the Deadliest Catch to deal with it. Why not? They have enough experience navigating and living through icy conditions. They could be sent in to negotiate frosty diplomatic issues. From what I read, the Dene Rangers protecting the High North on behalf of hapless Canada still remain small in numbers.

Why else would Denmark take a shot at claiming some snow and ice - and possibly oil?

Insert Hockey Night in Canada theme here.

I can just hear and see the tears flowing from hockey fans now.

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