2013-09-21

Farm Aid: Give Me A Handout Or Starve; When Celebrities Come To Town

With Farm Aid set to go, here are a couple of points providing a different perspective on how (shallow) celebrities and their pet causes really are and Mencken's disdain for farmers.

Science and technology could force the inefficient farmer off the market. The romanticizing of farmers is a little like the image (and myth) of the noble savage before they were corrupted and killed by the white man.

Mencken:

Back in the 1920’s they agreed among themselves to cut down the cotton acreage in order to inflate the price–and instantly every party to the agreement began planting more cotton in order to profit by the abstinence of his neighbors. That abstinence being wholly imaginary, the price of cotton fell instead of going up –and then the entire pack of scoundrels began demanding assistance from the national treasury–in brief, began demanding that the rest of us indemnify them for the failure of their plot to blackmail us.

The same demand is made sempiternally by the wheat farmers of the Middle West. It is the theory of the zanies who perform at Washington that a grower of wheat devotes himself to that banal art in a philanthropic and patriotic spirit–that he plants and harvests his crop in order that the folks of the cities may not go without bread. It is the plain fact that he raises wheat because it takes less labor than any other crop–because it enables him, after working no more than sixty days a year, to loaf the rest of the twelve months. If wheat-raising could be taken out of the hands of such lazy fellahin and organized as the production of iron or cement is organized, the price might be reduced by two-thirds, and still leave a large profit for entrepreneurs. 

A little harsh if you ask me, since you know, farming is a neat thing to have so wishing them to fuck off may seem a tad shortsighted. However, I do understand the point and the spirit in which it was made. When they gamble or make a mistake or whatever, they should not come running to society to bail them out. 







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