2009-04-13

Rasputin Redux

I don't know. I'm speechless.

"...Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

No, really?

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

Most of us just walk away and jump in the car. This guy jumps...off for a 50-foot dive.

Who knew a potato based alcohol could be so menacing. I wonder if he was listening to the Steve Miller Band while he drank.

Remember how tough it was to kill that rascal Rasputin? Must be something in the water.


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