2008-06-02

A June Confession

I like to usher in a new month with a light or entertaining post. Why not one about me?

I loath starting a new roll of something.

If you have paper towels or toliet paper, you don't want me around to get the fun started. I don't possess the acumen or patience to unravel the first sheet. I always end up shredding it.

Go ahead. Call me an environmental nightmare. I don't care.

They should have a little tip that people can pull on to make things easier.
Posted by T.C.

2 comments:

  1. Unknown6/02/2008

    Where there's a will - or a need - there's a way! Forget the first sheet; it's dirty anyway.

    I 'loathe' trying to open a new jar of pickles. IF I manage to get it open, there's pickle juice all over me and everything else within a 5 foot radius. Um, I don't buy many jars of anything anymore...

    Theresa

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  2. T.C.6/02/2008

    Ah, Teresa! Marry me!

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