2005-04-11

New Writer for The Commentator!

Every once in a while, The Commentator likes to invite someone to write on his blog. Today, in what I hope will turn into a regular contribution, I introduce Billy Lee Evermore. Please, we look forward to your comments!

my tinkins

by billy lee evermore

ain'ts nuttin' like huntin' fir dinna in mi bak yard. Allso to-tay, me an annie lee bagged us a cupple ov birdies, pijjuns i tink, to eet. boy, r de yung'uns gunna like dis. also we wents to walmart and saw kolured pipple. all dose leftie commies. brandine wend owt an gots 'erself a pipe. she says it can cum in handee an be used for plesures. also i dunno wats left of dis gret americin town. wat also wit all dem chinks niggers jewries arown. also menchen dem catolic irish scum an dago i-talians an faggits. also dat garbij a-rab mooslem trash also. we reddy fir dem if dey pose trubble. i cants wate to git bak to my tidins an go kiss dem gurlies off de side ov de rode. dey lookin' fir sum guud luvin' also. jesse an bo hav dere milisha meetin toonite also. we gonnuh git dem yankees 1 day. marks dese wirds. writin is fir sissies dis dont do a god dang guud also. my teet r yello.

Hope you enjoyed this unedited version of his thoughts! Welcome aboard Billy Lee with your unique perspectives on life.

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