2015-03-12

Daily Round Up

Duck season!

Rabbit season!

WITCH HUNTING SEASON!

Two students have been since expelled.

And the derpies sing: We're not censoring freedom! Just the parts we don't like!

Problem with this mindset is that people will simply keep everything in their private thoughts lest they be scolded. It'll reach a point where people will be unsure or scared to speak out.

Welcome to our Dark Age.

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Behold the Obama administration in all its vapid and mediocre glory:

A student Bill of Rights.

No. Seriously.

I don't see (and will never accept) how post-secondary education is a right.

Talk about furthering the process of diluting higher education.

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Driving back home in a courtesy car I set the radio to TSN 690 and caught a segment with lawyer Eric Macramalla talking about topics du jour.

One of the topics was baseball. Specifically how it relates to Montreal.

Montreal has been demoted to ignobly hosting a couple of exhibition ball games every year now. Apparently, because we show up at these games it's proof baseball is making a come back here.

And when asked about where the Commissioner stood, Macramalla gently and logically explained that it's a long-term process and would not happen over night. Besides, he only has 30 cities/teams who are actually in the league to pay attention to.

But that wasn't good enough for one of the hosts Rick Moffat. No. He demanded the Commissioner 'throw us a bone'. How could he shun us! We're showing up to exhibition games!

God, we're like that smug but needy, insecure girlfriend.

No one owes us jack shit let alone a bone. Whoopee-fucken-doo 90 000 people showed up to a couple of ball games. You need to do that for 81 games and I'm of the opinion Montreal's notorious finicky fickle fans make achieving this difficult.

I have not seen anything in the Montreal sports fan to suggest things we be different this time around. We had our chance to support the Expos when we had the fucking team here and blew it using every excuse in the book. Not even the fact the Expos traded, drafted, developed better than the Habs for most of their existence here was enough. Not to mention part of the beauty of the Expos was the absence of the discriminatory politics (despite what Roger Brulotte believes) that takes place in Quebec with the Habs.

If anything. We should be licking our chops for being lame supporters of teams we claimed to love.

Other than that, good luck to Croman and his efforts to get a club here. Just like I actually supported the team right until the end showing up to games where there were only 4000 people in the stands, I will support them when they come back.

Just spare me the usual 'woe is me' Montreal crap. As you can tell, I'm no fan of people who act like Selig was at fault for losing the Expos or were excuse generators when asked why they wouldn't go to games or feel entitled to MLB to pay attention to us. How parochial!

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Stephen A. Smith makes jack ass out of papier marche and calls it Stephen A. Smith.

Without anything to back him up, he called Chip Kelly a racist for trading two black players.

Even though he tried to sign a black RB and later did sign one. I guess, in Smith's pea-brain, because he signed Bradford that makes the score 3-2 for whites!

Apparently now you can't trade players without being called a racist.

I do see a racist here and it ain't Kelly.

ESPN is a joke. Sometimes I wish Ron Burgundy's prediction of it failing panned out. That is all.

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Speaking networks to laugh at:

Sally Kohn         @sallykohn

Let’s not be surprised that within span of days in Wisconsin, unarmed young black man shot AND union rights eroded. Injustice is connected.

CNN pays her.

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STOOPID AMERICANS!

Fox most trusted news service.

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Was graffiti art in Pompeii and Herculaneum?

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There's something called the 'Islamophobe of the year' award in Britain and the winner for this year was?

The murdered victims by Islamo-terrorists nut jobs of Charlie Hebdo!

I so desperately want to make the 'Islamophobe of the year' short list.

And...go fuck yourselves you crazies. Instead of handing out bull shit awards how's about you go rid yourselves of the derelict and deranged murderous fanatics in your ranks.

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THERE IS NO LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS.

God you people make me sick!

Nancy Cordes is proof of this - via The Federalist linked above.

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Another day another brutal cop incidence this time in Denver.

What a tough guy that jerk off is.

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Obama exaggerates gun claims? NO! J'amais! UNPOSSIBLE!

As you know, just do a site search here and you can see how many posts that dismantle all of the President's tired assertions about guns. Filled with conflation and misleading double-speak and appeals to emotion.

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Hilary laughable? Tell us something we already don't know.

Call me nuts but she ain't fit to be President. Problem is Warren is probably just as bad if not worse.

Love how her die hard cultist supporters claim she explained herself sufficiently.

All I can say is if you believe her, seek help because you're an easy target.

And just how secure was her email - an email handling U.S. information?

It got a 'B'. You'd think she'd have a 'AAA' but Noooo.

And you want to be my latex salesman:



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The U.S. has too much oil and nowhere to put it. 

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The brightest precious tender snow flakes at University of California-Irvine has really managed to out derp the derps thus proving peak derp cannot be attained.

Ban the flag because hate speech. These are the retarded students the enabling fiends in The White House want to bestow a students Bill of Rights upon.

The head spins.

LONG LIVE ANIMAL HOUSE!

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