2014-01-26

T.C.'s Profile Updated!

Hello, I'm T.C. and I want to be your friend. Or more! Or more? But first, lemme formally introduce myself. I'm a nonsense sort of fucker who likes to call people names. I no longer hold punches with idiots and have no patience for putzes all precious kinds.

I like cleaning toilets, coughing, vomiting, high fructose syrup, and changing diapers of strangers. "May I, madame?" is my claim to fame at the police station.

I just hates long walks on the bitch as well as the beach, the planet, healthy food, people with a sense of humor, and intelligence.

BFFAE?


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