Johnny Kid

Johnny Kid was fed up. Just plain fed up. He wasn't suicidal just down. Besides, isn't suicide a cop out?

Maybe the lack of sleep was having an ill effect on him. Or maybe it was the large amount of cantaloupe that made him think he was seeing orange? Johnny Kid was deformed both mentally and physically.

This went along with his sometimes outrageous inner thoughts. He often conjured up images of him tying up his boss and tearing his eyelashes. He would then want to feed him cantaloupe with his hand. Sadly, he couldn't. Johnny Kid had an envelope for a hand. Size 11x14.

It made for an awkward social life. Going down a girls pants was out of the question. The paper cuts have scarred one too many gals.

It was sad but sometimes uplifting. Like the time he substituted as goalie on the school hockey team. His envelope hand won them the game. He was a fucken modern day Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Everybody loved Johnny Kid....for awhile. Then they forgot about him as humans are apt to do.

Johnny Kid was at the movies the other day. In the middle of the flick he got up and began yelling at the screen. "What the fuck is this shit!" Amidst the shhh's he continued, "You mock me? Do you know who I am?"

That was the last we ever saw of Johnny Kid.