Mark Carney Thinks You're An Idiot. Are You?

We’re about to find out if Canadians, who showed themselves to be cruel authoritarians during Covid, are just gullible idiots.

And Mark Carney is the test.

Canada failed Covid. Spectacularly.

But the professor is giving us a second chance.

Carney, let’s be blunt, is a green-washing bankster fulfilling the Club of Rome climate scam that Pierre Trudeau and Maurice Strong were all in on. He’s the chosen one to continue this farce.

For Mother Earth.

For Canada.

After years in illiberal England, this old white chap – who fancies himself European, as he’s publicly stated at the WEF – the Green Grifting Goblin returns to Canada like the villain who’s just been released from prison, looking for a new spot to revitalize his fallen scam empire.

An insider’s insider, with ties to the highest global brokers, he’s trying to present himself as an ‘outsider’ and the catalyst for change.

And the way he introduced himself? Cynical as can be. Check out his website. Sparse. Something about being a goalie (I’m Canadian, see?) all adding up to nothing.

He did a great job hiding the fact he was Chairman of Brookfield Asset Management, where he led their environmental, social, and governance (ESG) and impact fund strategy. In 2021, Carney retracted his earlier claim that Brookfield’s $600 billion portfolio was carbon neutral. Not suspicious at all.

Then, he became the unofficial Finance Minister behind Chrystia Freeland’s back, whispering economic nonsense into Justin’s ear. 

Mark Carney had a key role in setting Canada’s economy ablaze. Loose drawings from the average Canadian hostage to Carney’s economic advice:

Here’s where Carney should’ve been done as a serious contender for PM.

But this is Canada. And we need change!

So Carney has a plan. Forget everything the Liberals did. He’s going to fix it. Canada isn’t broken, but they’re going to fix it anywhere.

He’s going to run from his own record and straight into... well, his own record.

Will Canadians fall for it? Stay tuned. Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel. In Liberal Land, we always find time to answer the Riddler and the Joker.

Oh, you thought that was it? A green insider from London who moved Brookfield out of Canada to New York in December 2024 isn’t that bad?

Alright.

How about that leadership race? Wasn’t it anti-climactic? Nah. Didn't smell anything like what the DNC did with Biden and Harris. No way.

Carney got 85% of the vote. His next "opponent" – Freeland – got 8%. Ten years of loyal authoritarian service, from tanking the economy to getting us into a neocon proxy war and money laundering scheme in Ukraine, to freezing bank accounts. What more does a gal have to do around here to prove her worth?

Now, that’s democracy in action.

De Tocqueville would be so proud. So proud. We’re the democratic model for the world, eh, Canadians?

Moreover, the party of DEI installed the most anti-DEI candidate possible: A middle-aged white banker. But it’s okay. He’s for DEI.

And ESG. And Net-Zero. Never mind that China, Russia, India, Brazil, and the USA aren’t on that track anymore. Carney’s going to make Canada the model for… what exactly?

How about the Green Grifting Goblin bringing back Trudeau’s minions? The same corrupted and inept people who took a sledgehammer to Canada, gaslighting it into oblivion, are back for Justin 2.0. But with a British touch. Katie Telford, Gerald Butts, Anita Anand, and Marco "I play with tanks" Mendicino. Will David "I play with tanks with Matco" Lametti be next? Jennifer O’Connell? Will Freeland get a post?

Don’t worry. Carney’s going to double the CBC budget. He’s going to need Pravda to help him push his agenda.

Look at all this change-but-not-change!

It’s like magic.

Net-neutral!

And there it is.

Literally a clone of Justin Trudeau, only smoother, smarter, and more accomplished, just became Prime Minister without being elected.

Best parliamentary system in the world, as Pierre Poilievre so eloquently put it. Even a comedian knows it’s a joke.

Canada’s Parliament, where politicians find more loopholes in the system to maintain power than a monster gaming the tax code.

Don’t fret about that. It’s democratic. It can be despotic as long as you say you’re a democracy, it’s all good.

Just hope things don’t degrade further from where they currently are, and you’re told, “You fucked up, you trusted us.”

Carney is mind-numbingly boring. But Low Energy Mark is electrifying Boomers. If you're under 60 and think he’s all that and a sack of 'tater chips, maybe it’s time you get out more. Flirt with some women. Go tank a few beers. LIVE. Because things got a little too slow and drab for you.

You thought Trudeau’s illegal use of the Emergencies Act was bad? Wait until you get a taste of what Carney will do for climate.

Canada crushed a peaceful protest with the truckers. That precedent is set. They still face unjust lawsuits, and the courts are letting it happen.

This is not a democracy. Get that through your heads. Gently remove that thumb up your ass.

Cheers!