2019-05-26

Dunkin' Donuts Speaks Truth

Finally!

A company that understands its mandate.

Dunkin' Donuts thus spoke on the eighth day:

"Martin further specified politically provocative designs on cups was something Dunkin’ would not partake in: “We don’t want to engage you in political conversation, we want to get you in and out of our store in a matter of seconds.”

Refreshing.

And they didn't need to hire fancy consultants to say what's painfully obvious to people not paralyzed by political virtue-signalling.

We need more corporations to stick to their mandates. Less Pantagonia, Burger King, Gillette, Nike, Starbucks and other faux-'woke' companies and more like New Balance, DD and McDonald's.

If only DD didn't cede the market to Tim Hortons here. But I'll be sure to keep being a customer whenever I'm around one.

Speaking of consultants, I still remember one praising the Gillette ads. Yeh, an ad that uses frickin Ana Kasparian of all people in their puerile SJW scolding and he thought it was good.

Clowns.

Honk honk.



1 comment:

  1. All I care about when either purchasing a product or service:
    The quality of the product/service
    Reasonably priced
    Viable product

    I just want a shaving razor that cuts more hair than skin
    And donuts and coffee that are fresh and tasty
    And restaurants that serve adequate portions of decent food for what they charge for the meals

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