Things You Won't Read In The New York Times

Or Boston Globe.

Or Los Angeles Times.

Or CBC.

Or Toronto Star.

Oh compassionate CBC! You too?

School meal leaves 22 dead CHILDREN in India.

I mean, come on, this is a fluke.

Benefit of the doubt to the government! Private enterprise? J'amais!

Imagine if this was a private company...

So what does the government do to expand itself and its power whenever they mess up?