2012-10-10

Reasons Why Obama Lost

What I've read and heard:

Romney was aggressive (slapping his own face several times before making each point), Romney bullied Lehrer (while making dragon sounds to scare him), according to SNL was thinking about Michelle and their 20th wedding anniversary, altitude in Denver means thin air which translates into incoherent, tired left-wing cliches, did I mention Jim Lehrer? Jim Lehrer didn't protect Obama, no teleprompter (greatest orator of our times, you know), John Kerry coached him (Ok, I'll concede that one), corporate, right-wing, was unprepared relying on his shit don't stain strategy (Bush's fault...of course), conservative media being too mean, not enough time to get his lucid thoughts across.

Or. As been theorized, Obama let Romney win because he couldn't show all his cards (Townhalls do play well to emotional appeals) and that he remained politely silent to show how much of a stupid liar Romney was. He was really cool, you see.

Anything else?

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Man, I really hope he overcompensates and goes totally Low Middle-Ages on Mo-fu Romney's ass screaming and shouting just like a boxer trailing in the 12th round. That would be entertainment bliss.







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