Hilary Charges $2500 Per Minute

Must be the most wondrously precious words in the world.

"Hello, I'm Hilary Clinton and I'm here to tell you the evils of debt and that you deserve...what's that? I said $2500 not $25 you fucking idiot! Who bathes you in the morning? Do you even bathe because judging by your scent you don't and another thing..."

/Moderator takes away mic.

Moderator: "Thanks for coming! It's all we can afford"!

Remember. This is the woman who claimed she knows what it's like to live 'poor'.

"'I think our young people deserve a fair shot,' she told about 900 people gathered at the swanky Bellagio resort for the annual UNLV Foundation dinner.

The 1-1/2-hour commitment netted Mrs. Clinton a cool $2,500 per minute.

UNLV student Jordan Mason told MailOnline in June that a nearly quarter-million-dollar payday for Clinton should have been out of the question.

'$225,000? That's obscene!' Mason said. 'And the money is all fungible, right? Even if some CEO is writing the check, that's money that the person probably would have given to the university in some other way.'

'I like Hillary,' the student added, 'but if she's not willing to support us without all that money changing hands, maybe they should book someone else who won't add to the reasons we're paying more for school.'"

Students are such suckers. They can't even connect the dots.