T.C.'s wife: Tell me what you think of this smell.
T.C.: It's...ok. What is it?
Wife: Ginger-Coriander cream.
T.C.: Cream? Why do you need a cream for? Just go in the crisper grab some fresh coriander and ginger we just bought and rub it all over yourself.
Wife stares blankly.
T.C.: Come to think of it, maybe I'll start my own cream products. I'll call it "Stuff you find in the crisper." Oh, look here, raw beets and parsely. Cucumber and radish.
Wife: Are you done?
T.C.: Olive and rappini.
Wife: Good night.
T.C.: Yogourt and figs...
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