The Profound Sadness Of Ignorance

To the guy who thinks it may be time to get rid of the Constitution.

Yeah.

I've just about had it with the Magna Carta too. Also, Roman law. I mean, come on! It's soooo old and written by white guys who killed for fun! Greek political writings creep me out because a lot of those guys walked around naked and slept with boys.

Get rid it of it all. Renaissance documents, papers from the Enlightenment you name it, burn it. They all wore stupid wigs anyway.

If it gets in your way of getting gun control or higher taxes or curbing free speech, you have absolutely every right to dismiss and recommend its removal.

Here:

As nothing as our witness, we the new people of a newer United States free of all baggage we don't like declare a new independence from all the idiot extremists who challenge our benign, tyrannical - but lovely - kingdom of infinite kindness and compassion. As such, we have eliminated that old, icky piece of paper written by hypocritical white guys and replaced it with better, newer masters like Zinn, Chomsky and Lisa Simpson. Sovereign power, we further declare, does not reside with the individual - that was just a scam - but declare (we like the word declare) that history before 1776 was correct - crush the spirit of the human soul to subjugate it to the objective, non-moralistic state. It knows better for we can't be trusted to govern ourselves. Now hand in your guns, please. Stop drinking Dr. Pepper and salt and prosper - but not too much. Wouldn't want to piss off the losers. And for the love of God, stop questioning our authority! Taxes are as healthy as green beans.

Now go fuck yourselves.