My Imagined Letter To Amazon.

I may send this to Amazon after their retarded involvement in banning Parler. It's a letter pointing to their appalling hypocrisy, false virtue and ignorance. 

Hello,

Amazon is committed to blah, blah, blah. 

I'm just writing to voice my concern and disappointment with Amazon's decision to implicate itself into the political realm. /raises fist.

Clearly, Amazon has deceived itself (and its customers) thinking it is a principled company when in fact, it's just another run of the mill left-wing operation.

It's fine. I've come to understand that when it comes to Silicon Valley and online operations. We get it, you're all so virtuous. 

As a non-partisan independent free thinker, I think, well just to be blunt, you're all full of shit. When Antifa/BLM were literally burning down blocks of American cities, looting, and even murdering people at point blank range (including a black gentleman who dared to support Trump - the man who broke people's brains and moral compass), ya'll applauded, marched alongside them and raised your fists to Marxists committed to actual full blown anarchy.

And the kicker? Democrat officials engaged in actual violent rhetoric and added some 'defund the police' sloganeering in there. 'But that's different!'

Twitter allows for the most vile discourse I've ever seen from pedos to people like Farakhan. Apple's CEO Tim Cook has given speeches that actually were in line with 1933 (I'm a student of World War I and II history) than Trump could ever be. They're just too blinded in their faux-righteousness to see it.

For fuck sakes, Apple uses child labour in China for their products. You do business with China.

And you fuckers are gonna lecture us? GTFOH.

I cancelled my Prime at that time. And with this, I will be cutting back on purchases as much as possible but you guys are in a great position with the lockdowns so you won't notice.

Your actions forced a silly letter like this.

What's next? Banning books from people you clowns disagree with? You do understand history right? None of this ends well. 

Here's hoping 2021 is the year everyone takes a step back, takes a deep breath and stares in the damn mirror for once in their miserable hypocritical lives.

Now do your damn JOBS and sell products free of the false virtuous moralizing. Just be glad you're profiting like pirates off an illegal lockdown that has ruined the lives of millions. Just like the politicians you lie in bed with. Bezos owns WaPo. No conflicts of interest there. Nope. Which kinda explains a lot really. I was pretty good at those connect the numerical dots coloring books. This one is the easiest one yet.

How about sparing a thought for people whose lives lay in tatters? You know, actually walking in someone's shoes with real empathy? I bet you Amazon didn't like those icky people protesting the lockdowns, eh?

Better yet, instead of bullying another company rooted in broken logic, why don't you raise the salaries of your employees to whatever you deem a 'living wage'? 

You have an owner who's on his way to becoming the world's Mr. Burns with way too much power concentrated in any human being and you think you're taking a principled stand?

Where's my Bugs Bunny skeptical eyebrow?

Too real though. Easier to assault free speech and ban Parler. Think of it. By ludicrously banning Parler you're basically impugning everyone on the platform.

Amazon is actually worse than Trump here. Dante had a place in L'Inferno for hypocrites. 

 

Oooo. So brave. So awoke. Shut me down! 

Do better. Stop patronizing. Some of us actually are educated and wise enough to see through the rubbish.

Google, Apple, Amazon, Twitter and Facebook. You have all become insufferable oppressors.

You have jumped the shark.

Love,

T.C.