2010-07-24

This Time It's Real

I passed by a McDonald's today and saw an for their "real fruit" smoothies.

Real fruit? You mean, all along they were fake?

How sad we've become that ads have to convince you you're not eating anything synthetic.

Welcome to Ruth Criss! We sell real steak!

3 comments:

  1. I'm still waiting for Mickey D's to come out with real milk shakes.

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  2. Real authentic artificial plastic leather, artificial colouring and savor added.

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  3. From what I read, the ingredients are pretty straight forward and healthy.

    I make my own so...

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