Movie Roundup

Watched The Man with a Thousand Faces starring James Cagney playing Lon Chaney.

I know. I'm in movie mode. It goes in bunches. Bite me.

As I was saying, was watching a Cagney flick and heard a neat line:

"Don't step on that spider it might be Lon Chaney."

Of course, Lon Chaney Jr. walked with the Queen while "doing the werewolf of London."



Since we're on movies. Love this scene and these lines from A Bronx Tale:

"Now youz cant leave."

"Watch my car!"

"They ruined my whole fucken lunch."

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Scary thing is...I went to school with a few dudes like that in the scene. Still know a few. They were badass hardcore to the bone and I was glad they liked me.

I can just picture it now.

"Hey Commentator, whey, where yu-bin?"
"Up and about here and there and everywhere."
*Bites apricot*
"What you up to these days?"
"Laundering"
"Ha, ha! Fucking guy! Still funny. Seriously, you were too much of a pussy what you up to?"
"Pussy? You mean like the time I deked the crap out of you on the field? Or the time I layed you out in hockey?"
*Bites apricot. Throws it away*
"Dat never happened. Hang on a sec. What?I don't know, order me a fucken large with REAL sausage. None of the crap they feed e the 'cakes. You want some, Comm?"
"Sure. I'll have mine with pineapples."
"Mah, get the fuck outta here! You gay or something now?"
"No more than you, Vinny."
"Funny guy. What you bin up to?"
"Blogging."
"Ma, go!"
Pause
"No, seriously. I blog."
"What is that shit?"
"I'm not sure."
*Man comes whispers in Vinny's ear. Commentator picks his nose. Smiles at a girl entering spa*
"Hear 'bout the turf war?"
"Yeah, I hope the Calabrese buttfuck you piece of shit rat Sicilians."
"You don't move. I have to take care of something out back."
*Commentator makes hand job gesture*
"I have to go buy slippers."
"Stay put."
"No."
"I'll kill you."
"That I don't doubt."
"Mah, vah!"
"Get me an espresso and I'll think about!"
"Vinny, Jesus Christ!"

Ok. This is dragging.