Does 'fuck you' count?
Who fucking uses the word "spouse" anyway?
I love this one:
Use: Marcy is living with epilepsy.
Don't use: Marcy, who is afflicted with epilepsy.
I didn't realize epilepsy was a being you can live with. "Will you be the lone signer on the lease?" "No, Epilepsy, who I live with, will sign as well. Thanks."
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