I was at the grocery store taking in the fresh scent of anis when I noticed, while waiting in line to effen pay, a fairly handsome gal dressed in hot black trying to balance several items in her arms as if they were all about to come crashing down to the floor. She was quite the multi-tasker as she was talking on her Blue Tooth phone.
Didn't think much more of it until I walked out where I was met with a silver car parked with its hazards on in front of not only a No Parking zone reserved for firetrucks but on a cross walk as well. Like the hazards will really make a difference when the firemen come.
It was a rather selfish thing to do when you think of it. Reminds me of that scene on Seinfeld when George parked in the handicap spot after Kramer argued the odds were against a handicap person really parking there.
I don't see how someone can be so busy as to not park, what, 10-12 feet in a real spot. "What if" there was a fire? Suddenly it's a "Costanza moment" all over.
All this to say, she was too cool for Milan and the grocery store.
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