2010-10-14

Chuck Norris: Legends

My Chucknorrisfacts:

The Black Momba confidently slithers and slides its way in the African jungle instilling fear all around until, suddenly, Chuck Norris appears. The Black Momba injects itself with its own venom out of fear.

Chuck Norris is his own eminent domain.

If Chuck Norris owes the IRS taxes, they pay it for him.

Stephen Hawking's next book: A Brief Explanation of Everything: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hit a home run with his arm.

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