U.S. Turns Comfyballs Away

Americans are lucky to be so well protected by their masters:

"It is the nation that gave us Baseball, the film Dodgeball and the South Park song Chocolate Salty Balls - but it appears the United States is not ready for a men’s underwear brand called Comfyballs.

The Norwegian company Comfyballs applied to release its product into the US market earlier this year, but the country’s patent office refused to trademark the term, ruling that the brand name was “vulgar”.

Or SNL's famous 'Sweaty balls' sketch with Alec Baldwin.

Meh.

Land of the free.

Home of the brave now specifically refers to bureaucrats protect Americans through prevention.

Fret not my American friends, same problem up here.