Was reading Halle Berry push a new law prohibiting the paparazzi taking pictures of the children of celebrities.
Fine. Whatever. Celebrities are probably the most vapid entity this side of the boulevard.
Since we love to prohibit shit and stuff, and since Melissa Harris-Perry of MSNBC believes our - your - children belong to the community, I propose celebrities can't name their kids (because some of those names are...yeesh...) nor dress them in their own image because that's, you know, child abuse.
While we're at it, the media is not allowed to publish any celebrity pics. None. See how they like dem appils.
Sign my petition because if you don't, the Koch brothers win.
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