2018-06-08

France Lives In An Alt-Reality


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The American President may not mind being isolated, but neither do we mind signing a 6 country agreement if need be. Because these 6 countries represent values, they represent an economic market which has the weight of history behind it and which is now a true international force


Cute how the French still think they matter. 

Whatever you say Macky. /flicks ears.

Represent 'values'. What does he mean exactly? And Justin most certainly doesn't share the 'values' I have hold for Canada.

It's amusing howTrump has them all jostling around trying to keep any semblance of self-importance. The only two countries that seem to be mature in the age of Trump in the G7 are Japan and Italy.

It's a marvel how long both France and the UK have managed to keep the charade going that they're actually a military power. They have no business each having a permanent UN seat at this stage of the game.

The bottom line is French power is only as strong to the extent the Americans back it. That's the reality.

So go back to your faux-righteous cubby hole, pay your share of the NATO budget, make good on the Marshall debt owed to the USA, and stop with the bull shit already.

As for Canada, as mentioned, Justin better tread carefully. Our interests isn't with the EU. It's with the United States. It would be astonishingly stupid to side agains the U.S. given our geographical proximity, and economic and cultural ties.

Trump is just sabre rattling. Let the Europeans do their pearl clutching, but Canada should know better.

It's worth noting, Canada is in the G7 because of the United States. We're not a finished goods economy and as such, are just an attachment to the United States empire. Believe you me, the French would throw Canada to the wolves the second it was politically expedient to do so.

Don't bother entering this trap.

Spare me the values crap. We made our bed. Lie in it.

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USA: Where are you going, Canada?
Canada: They have champagne.
USA: I don't give a shit what they have. Don't you remember the arrangement?
Canada (looks back at the Euros waiting for Canada): Yes.
USA: Hasn't it worked out great for Canada?
Canada (looks away from Euros and to the USA with a slight smirk): Yes.
USA: So come on. Come have a shot of bourbon with us.
Canada (gets giddy): O....kay! But can we make it rye because we do it rye here in Canada.
USA: Sure thing kiddo. Anything you want.

USA looks back at stunned Euros. Gives the finger while one arm around Canada. 

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