SJW (Social Justice Warrior): Can I have a credit card?
Credit card rep: For what?
SJW: To pay off my other credit card.
Credit card rep: Er...
SJW: You owe me that much!
"After already receiving a controversial $1.6 billion construction loan from U.S. taxpayers, the wealthy investors of a California solar power plant now want a $539 million federal grant to pay off their federal loan.
"This is an attempt by very large cash generating companies that have billions on their balance sheet to get a federal bailout, i.e. a bailout from us - the taxpayer for their pet project," said Reason Foundation VP of Research Julian Morris. "It's actually rather obscene."
I'm guessing they're gonna get it because they're in the "right" business. Sorta like how Bixi got extended loans to keep their unprofitable enterprise going.
What can go wrong?
Credit card rep: For what?
SJW: To pay off my other credit card.
Credit card rep: Er...
SJW: You owe me that much!
"After already receiving a controversial $1.6 billion construction loan from U.S. taxpayers, the wealthy investors of a California solar power plant now want a $539 million federal grant to pay off their federal loan.
"This is an attempt by very large cash generating companies that have billions on their balance sheet to get a federal bailout, i.e. a bailout from us - the taxpayer for their pet project," said Reason Foundation VP of Research Julian Morris. "It's actually rather obscene."
I'm guessing they're gonna get it because they're in the "right" business. Sorta like how Bixi got extended loans to keep their unprofitable enterprise going.
What can go wrong?
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