"I believe we can fly."
No we can't. Know why, bitch? Because we ain't got wings, that's why! If you try and fly I guarantee you they'll call it a suicide.
"We can move mountains."
No we can't. Know why, jerk? Because we're humans. Not fucking Super Heroes.
How 'bout: "I'd walk on fire for you" and "We can make the wind carry our love." I never heard it in any song, but I wouldn't be surprised it's been done. These are lyrics designed to make wives everywhere say to their men, "you wouldn't do that for me." "Damn, shit straight I wouldn't walk on burning coal for you. I need my feet!"
Shitty. Cheesy. Metaphors.
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