2010-09-12

Who Americans Prefer To Defend

Phew.

Canada tops the list.

I lay awake each night wondering who will come in and help up the Dene when Norway attacks.

In fact, I'm writing a book called "When Norway Attacks: Sharpen Your Spoons."

7 comments:

  1. You guys have a lot of oil so... as long as the pipeline flows.

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  2. Well, we should get some protection for offering Jay Triano, Justin Morneau and Steve Nash. And Lorne Michaels.

    And Celine Dion.

    And...

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  3. I'd prefer the U.S. didn't "defend" anyone. End the Empire and let the puppet regimes go free!

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  4. I see what you say Nick and I've read enough fo your blog and know all about the classical liberal/conservative/libertarian position is BUT, how realistic is it to know keep Canada under its military protection given the humungus vested interests to both sides?

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  5. That didn't come out right. Yeesh.

    How realistic is it for the U.S. NOT to keep Canada under its military bosom given the vested interests on both sides?

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  6. I always thought we stationed people in Minnesota and Maine to prevent invasion by the Canadians.

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  7. It's not Canadians you have to worry about, it's the Norwegians!

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