2010-08-23

Obama's Lineage

I normally could care less for a person's lineage. "Yeah, you may be a descendant of Pepin the Short, but you're still an asshole! Now pay me!"

The whole Obama roots thing is getting old. It won't be long before someone traces him back to a mysterious lost Inuit tribe with alien connections.

Here's his lineage. I don't know how accurate or reliable this is but he sure has deep lying connections. I mean, a distant cousin of James Madison?

Holy crap! My how times have changed! Obama's political philosophy ain't Madison datsfirshure.

What's also interesting is given all these connections, Obama seems to be clueless himself of his background. Clearly, in addition, he's not "black" but bi-multi-racial. A man of many colours and civilizations.

He's still a liberal though.

Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha!

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