2010-06-17

Shake This

I can't stop laughing watching this. I'm so getting this for my wife. Wink.

Tired of over working your hand and arms while pleasing your husband or boyfriend? Well, be tired no more! With Shake Weight, cut your time exponentially! Thanks to dynamic intertia what used to take minutes to achieve bliss can happen in mere seconds! But don't believe us since we use our mouths more than our hands, take it from satisfied customers!

"It used to take 46 minutes to make my hubby cum. My hair would come undone, and I couldn't cook or clean the next because my arms were so tired. But now, with Shake Weight, it only takes six seconds. His penis turns black, blue and purple but he loves it! And I can resume my duties soon after. Thanks Shake Weight!"

Stupid. I wouldn't be caught dead holding this. What, and have to listen to all those "build your strength for jacking off" comments? Nah.

*Jerk-off hand gesture with a smirk*



This is better than porn:

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