2014-02-17

Relax To This

According to science, this is the most 'relaxing'  tune ever.



Not to me it is. Actually, it enrages me.

They play this stuff when I go for an occasional message (I have a reoccurring pinched nerve in my neck that's a bitch) and all I can think about are violent images. Like me clubbing a seal.

Relax.

It's not a seal I bludgeon to death.

A walrus.




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