2014-02-26

Pot Sales Revenues Stun Officials

Been reading about how officials in Colorado are freaking out about how much taxable money marijuana sales are bringing to the state.

No shit, Newton.

With More tax revenues comes the potential to squander and waste.

Something they excel at.

Bureaucrat: "Look at all that money, boss!"
Boss:"Know what this means? We can get that giant steel lollipop honoring transgenders we always wanted to get for Capital Mountain!"
Bureaucrat: "Shouldn't we pass it by the legislature and suggest we save it so we can keep taxes low?"
Boss: "What flavor do you think we should get?"


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