2011-11-27

Biblical Cereal

A friend to my wife bought her a box of cereal. Unfortunately, it contains wheat; somet hing she's allergic to.

So.

I'm stuck eating Ezekiel 4:9. The ad caption on the box quotes this Biblical text, "As described in the Holy Scriptures "Take also unto thee wheat and barley and and beans and lentils and millet and spelt and put them in one vessel and make bread of it..."

I don't know if I'll scream like Tony, "Theyyyyy're Great!"

Frosted Flakes.

Now that's cereal!

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