The Muslim Bat signal lights up and gives life to a darkened night filled with misguided, empty souls. Gottawam City is under attack and only one man gave save it from itself.
Mo Elmasry. Also believed to be Bat-Muslim.
Elmasry, filled with sensitive rage, has called out PM Harper by calling him a racist.
In his defense, a spokesperson for the PM has said, "I can assure all of you that Stephen does not discriminate against brown-skin. It's the tastiest part of the chicken."
It's not easy for Mo. He fights his inner demons day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second, millisecond by.... He will never forget the day when hummus was squirted in his eyes by American CIA operatives when he was a child. A Canadian stood by and said nothing.The Canadian witness claims it was a result of the naive Americans and their inability to contain a loosely bound shish-taouk.
Still, he has lived with this soul-devouring nightmare ever since. His vengeance has been carefully planned and is now ready to be executed. It will be by his rules.
Ta-na-na-na-na-na-na-na - Bat-Muslim! Poof! Bam! Whack!
No one knows where he got his free pass. Liberal guilt? Runaway multiculturalism? The bus company? Commissioner Gordon?
Mo Elmasry is fighting a personal war and we're The Jokers...in his mind.
This war must...go...on.
Love the Dark Knight twist you've thrown in! Chicken...dark meat...now that's fookin' kick-ass irreverent humor!
ReplyDeleteThe irony of course is that I hate brown meat.
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