Air (And Fart) In A Bottle

I don't know if this girl is for real but if she isn't, she's awesomely good and funny.

We used to joke that someone would come along and try and sell "air in a bottle." We never bothered to try and expand the idea because it was supremely stupid but someone has come along to think this idea further.

Don't laugh as you watch this video. You're watching the next millionaire, if not billionaire. She may sound like an air head but she's turning that empty head into dollars. I'm convinced.

People are so fucking stupid they'll buy anything. The term "who will buy that?" doesn't exist.

Sometimes real life and satire collide.The NDP are already courting her.




As for my idea, I want to sell "Farts in a bottle." I would collect the scent of farts from all over the world for people to sample.

The Commentator: "Ever wonder how does a fart in India differ from one in Iceland? Well, gaze no more at the green skies with 'Farts in a bottle! Or for you advanced thinkers, enjoy our elite and vintage line "Exotic Flatulence from Tribes Unknown!"

Naturally scented bodily odours at your nose tip! Use it for your own pleasure or as a joke with your buddies on a night out! Piss off your boss or turn your cat on! The options are limitless! Including doing your part for the environment! Releasing farts into the air reduces global warming! Believe it! A chemical reaction thingy takes place when fart gases meet carbon dioxide and other mean gases that threaten our very existence. It's like they say, "take that you meanie! We're Fart Special Forces and we mean business!" Like, you know?"

I have to work on my pitch but I think it's something worth exploring.

Stupid? Don't try and tell me there isn't a market where people enjoy smelling other people's farts. It needs to be tapped into.