Profound Thinkings With The Commentator

Sometimes I really challenge myself intellectually. To the point, really, of exhaustion. Sprawled across my bed with my tongue sticking out exhaustion. Like the time I beat myself silly wondering who I would marry: Betty or Veronica. Pros and cons to both I tell ya. I went through the same exercise with Wilma and Betty. So tiring.

So it was when I wondered - out loud of course - if I'd sleep with one of those Avatar aliens. I didn't see the film but it's still worth pondering. How bad can it be? Sure, I'd be wary - what with the possibility of contracting an unknown disease - but man, chances are she'd ravage me.

Captain Kirk was famous for banging green aliens and he didn't seem to get sick. I doubt condoms were effective against alien juices I reckon.