Virtual Stupidity

One of the more pernicious aspects of what I regard to absolutely be illegal lockdowns under a false premise and fear-mongering, is a virtual 'new normal'.

I barely can muster up any interest to meet with people live, now I'm inundated with requests to come and chat on Zoom.

Ick.

Yuk.

A  horrible development at that.

I get it. People are tying to stay positive and in wanting to remain connected with others, are latching to the next best thing.

Rather than do that, why not protest and actually fight for your inalienable right to exist and associated freely?

I don't get people and never will.

I read a story that Girl Guides and Boy Scouts are shutting down for the summer. Summer camps are likely to do so. The demographic least likely to be hurt by this virus, are paying a heavy price.

And I get the feeling the people making these ridiculously cruel decisions kinda get off on it too.

I don't like one bit what we've done to our kids.

At all.

We're robbing them of the few things that makes for fond memories: Living and hanging out with their friends. Being at school and just hanging out. To live in innocence stress free.

We've projected our fears and other tribal emotions like irraitonalism and lack of perspective onto them.

It's one of the many unintended consequences of letting a virus control us.

I have little respect for our leaders through all this. They're shown themselves to be petty and incompetent.

That goes for Canadian ones too despite the stupid doctors I read taking shots at the United States (I will be taking dead aim at them in a next post).

I have little patience or tolerance for the hero worshipping for people doing their jobs while we callously and maliciously deny people the right to earn a living.

It sickens me.

The guide directors, see, have a plan though. That plan is to....go virtual!

It's ok. We can replicate the outdoor experience from the comfort of your own living room! It's all theory now. No need to put into practice the actual process to learn life skills.

It's almost as if you don't need Youtube to put up a tent!

Talk about missing the fucken point.

Is it making the best of it? Is it really?

I'd rather if they'd just admit defeat for cowering and just telling people 'Hey man, see you next year.' If there is a next year because if you let champs like Fauci have their way, who knows?

We may never shake a hand again! New normal you see?

I'm one of those guys who has no attention span to listen to theory. I need to actually do it and learn that way.

Boy will we be messing up a lot of kids.

Such heroes we adults are.

"Paul! Come watch Netflix with your parents! How better than to prove we're in this together than being sheep with all of Canada?!!"

Why stop there?

Why not have virtual funerals? Laugh, but some degenerate said this is perfectly fine because he lacks a soul.

Or how about Zoom marriages?

Zoom dinners!

Can we run this business virtually?

I know one thing won't happen. Dip shit low IQ politicians, who don't have the decency to respect the protocols they coerced onto people, will be sure to fly to Paris for that cockamamie climate meeting. No need for tele-conferencing for 'earf' because this is serious business!

Ah.

How about virtual sex?



The future has already been told.

In Demolition Man.

Anyway.

I'm just gonna back to the couch and wait for people to wake the fuck up from their virtual stupidity already.

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Quick word on sports without fans.

Pass.

Part of the fun is the fan experience.

Like a comedian and audience feeds off the energy of the crowd, it's the same thing with sports.

Anyone who thinks they can get used to it good luck I say.

Man is a social being. From the day we walked erect and grunted. Never forget that.

Politicians need to stop listening to medical bureaucrats.

They're really starting to make me thirsty.