2020-05-21

Canada: Stats Eat The Sheep

Cases Today (May 21)

British Columbia (12) – The province added 12 new cases on Thursday, three additional deaths and 19 recoveries.
Alberta (33) -- Alberta adds 33 new active cases of COVID-19, and 4 deaths. 
Saskatchewan (2) -- The province announces two new cases of COVID-19, and 15 recoveries. 
New Brunswick (1) -- Health officials in New Brunswick announce one new case of COVID-19 in the province, after a 14 day streak with no new cases. 
Quebec (720) -- The province announced 720 new active cases of COVID-19, as well as 82 deaths. 
Nova Scotia (1) -- Nova Scotia adds one new active case of COVID-19, along with one death.  
Ontario (413) -- Health officials in Ontario report 413 new cases of COVID-19. The province also adds 31 deaths.
Remind me why we're still acting like there's a threat again? These numbers aren't just low, they're statistically insignificant. 
WHY IS THIS COUNTRY NOT OPEN YET?
The Americans are moving forward. We're still cowering. Come on Canada! Let's show some balls! 

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