Wow. CNN. For true and for real?
CNN mourns the loss of Brian Williams (a vain liar), Jon Stewart (a jester but not really a comedian journalist some of the time - or some thing - who resigned by choice) and the death of two other guys. Who are they? Right. David Carr and Bob Simon.
CNN - Clown News Network.
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GET. RID. OF. DINOSAURS!
Who's with me?
"I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?
Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed."
Cool story, bra.
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Adults behaving badly.
Lord, the lesson they're teaching their kids is just horrible.
And leave it to Chicago to have the Mayor try and have the Little League committee over turn their just decision stripping Jackie Robinson West (somehow I doubt Robinson is proud in his grave). It sucks the kids have to pay for it (and like they really give a shit because if they did they A) wouldn't have cheated and B) allowed the Mayor to enter the sad fray.
Bunch of disingenuous children - the adults I mean.
Right. Racist.
Onto the next story.
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Cabinet must Tweet bilingually NOW.
In Quebec hospitals two English speaking workers must speak French to one another. Freedom of expression? What's that?
Real fucking normal.
Such a fair and just society we have.
THAT'S SARCASM.
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Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous that suddenly you need an education to run a country.
After all, ome of the most successful people in world history got by without one.
Not really. And given by the standards in our schools now, I think it's actually a good thing someone outside the extremely narrow academic world gets a kick at the can.
I think Scott Walker just scares the bejeesus of leftists that's why they're going after his education - or lack thereof.
CNN mourns the loss of Brian Williams (a vain liar), Jon Stewart (a jester but not really a comedian journalist some of the time - or some thing - who resigned by choice) and the death of two other guys. Who are they? Right. David Carr and Bob Simon.
CNN - Clown News Network.
***
GET. RID. OF. DINOSAURS!
Who's with me?
"I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?
Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed."
Cool story, bra.
***
Adults behaving badly.
Lord, the lesson they're teaching their kids is just horrible.
And leave it to Chicago to have the Mayor try and have the Little League committee over turn their just decision stripping Jackie Robinson West (somehow I doubt Robinson is proud in his grave). It sucks the kids have to pay for it (and like they really give a shit because if they did they A) wouldn't have cheated and B) allowed the Mayor to enter the sad fray.
Bunch of disingenuous children - the adults I mean.
Right. Racist.
Onto the next story.
***
Cabinet must Tweet bilingually NOW.
In Quebec hospitals two English speaking workers must speak French to one another. Freedom of expression? What's that?
Real fucking normal.
Such a fair and just society we have.
THAT'S SARCASM.
***
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous that suddenly you need an education to run a country.
After all, ome of the most successful people in world history got by without one.
Not really. And given by the standards in our schools now, I think it's actually a good thing someone outside the extremely narrow academic world gets a kick at the can.
I think Scott Walker just scares the bejeesus of leftists that's why they're going after his education - or lack thereof.
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