Meet Vivek.
He was appointed to be Obama's SG.
At 37, he possesses all the skills, experience and wisdom to hold such a position.
See, guns are a health issue for him.
And explains this position elegantly.
Cartoons, are the source. Jesus Christ, a grown man afraid of cartoons? Does liwwle Vivvy need a liwwle helmet before he leaves the house? Aw, looky at Vivvy all cute in his Dora helmet. Seriously, what fucking individual endowed with, let's call it a brain, wouldn't be able to see that Yosemite Sam is an animated figure?
As I read about this guy, my imagination took over. He's like one of those people we put faith in only to find out their outlook were based on hilariously bad premises.
Or the person that aces the interview process only to reveal they believe they were abducted by aliens.
America is in good hands under President Obama.
He was appointed to be Obama's SG.
At 37, he possesses all the skills, experience and wisdom to hold such a position.
See, guns are a health issue for him.
And explains this position elegantly.
Cartoons, are the source. Jesus Christ, a grown man afraid of cartoons? Does liwwle Vivvy need a liwwle helmet before he leaves the house? Aw, looky at Vivvy all cute in his Dora helmet. Seriously, what fucking individual endowed with, let's call it a brain, wouldn't be able to see that Yosemite Sam is an animated figure?
As I read about this guy, my imagination took over. He's like one of those people we put faith in only to find out their outlook were based on hilariously bad premises.
Or the person that aces the interview process only to reveal they believe they were abducted by aliens.
America is in good hands under President Obama.
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