Chris Matthews intellect at work:
"And why is it hard for Democrats to fight that? Well, for one thing, Democrats generally can see the complexity of our times. The polls show this. They don't think they have all the answers. They'd like to see some deal making between the parties and across the aisles.
"Two, the Democrats know that the health care program, as it's been put there, could be improved. They're thinking about it. They're watching it. The Republicans -- well, you don't really have to think much if you're just ticked off, do you? All you have to do is go to your base and go back to cutting government spending, attacking health care, hating the President and guarding your values."
The party of central planning doesn't think it has all the answers?
Oh I get it. The reason they're incapable of articulating and implementing their plans is because they're too smart and everyone is too stupid to follow them.
Got it.
Add the petulance of the opposing party and you get the perfect recipe for 'Blaming others.'
I think I saw that on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.
It calls for:
1 tsp of woe is me
1 tsp of shit (the more liquidity the better)
1/2 cup of whine
1/3 of appeals to emotions
1/4 tsp of vomit (the chunkier the better. Corn optional)
1/4 tsp of Chris Matthew's cum
1 full table spoon of Bill Maher's saliva
1/2 tsp of Jon Stewart's tears
1/4 tsp of sweat (doesn't matter who it's from. If you prefer sweeter salt you can use Melissa Harris-Perry's sweat. Hard to find but you can try any store that sells affirmative action produce)
1/4 tsp of libertarian blood.
Rachel Maddow's tongue (cut in thin strips. See marinate on p. 32)
A lock of Al Sharpton's hair.
pinch of nutmeg.
"And why is it hard for Democrats to fight that? Well, for one thing, Democrats generally can see the complexity of our times. The polls show this. They don't think they have all the answers. They'd like to see some deal making between the parties and across the aisles.
"Two, the Democrats know that the health care program, as it's been put there, could be improved. They're thinking about it. They're watching it. The Republicans -- well, you don't really have to think much if you're just ticked off, do you? All you have to do is go to your base and go back to cutting government spending, attacking health care, hating the President and guarding your values."
The party of central planning doesn't think it has all the answers?
Oh I get it. The reason they're incapable of articulating and implementing their plans is because they're too smart and everyone is too stupid to follow them.
Got it.
Add the petulance of the opposing party and you get the perfect recipe for 'Blaming others.'
I think I saw that on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.
It calls for:
1 tsp of woe is me
1 tsp of shit (the more liquidity the better)
1/2 cup of whine
1/3 of appeals to emotions
1/4 tsp of vomit (the chunkier the better. Corn optional)
1/4 tsp of Chris Matthew's cum
1 full table spoon of Bill Maher's saliva
1/2 tsp of Jon Stewart's tears
1/4 tsp of sweat (doesn't matter who it's from. If you prefer sweeter salt you can use Melissa Harris-Perry's sweat. Hard to find but you can try any store that sells affirmative action produce)
1/4 tsp of libertarian blood.
Rachel Maddow's tongue (cut in thin strips. See marinate on p. 32)
A lock of Al Sharpton's hair.
pinch of nutmeg.
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